neckfat

nobody updated their livejournal, therefore the terrorists won man... and global warming.

i quit my job. those shelves will have to stack themselves, as i'm going to funkytown

My friends i give you the complete legacy of gary coleman

EDIT: In late 2005, Coleman opened an ice cream shop in Cheyenne, Wyoming called Short Stuff's frozen treats. He is already making plans to expand his business and hopes that he will be taken seriously in the business world.

the truth about schoolies

i'm back baby!


i also scared away all aarons!

Welcome, patrons, to Slimer's Smut Shack.

As you may have heard (perhaps on a grape vine) or have been told (perhaps by a little bird), the livejournal of one Michael "neckfat" Canagasabey has been sold to the highest bidder. You may be interested to know that this man whom you once thought dignified and incorruptible, was bought for the measly sum of 9 slimer pictures. However this incredibly disgusting sellout should not deter you from continuing to visit what will soon become a repository for both pornography and ghostbusters pictures. The boys in Marketing assure me that our new direction is well suited to todays youth, and that our targeted demographic (you) will be powerless to resist our cunning strategy of both entertaining and arousing. Advertising has come up with a brief overview of this plan:



As you can see, the outlook is good. Stay tuned, and we hope you enjoy your stay at Slimer's Smut Shack

hello world

i woke up this morning and decided that maybe i'm not cut out for livejournal.

therefore i am donating my account to the person who displays the qualities of a true internet king or looks most like the comic book guy from the simpsons. if you already have a livejournal you are almost definately guaranteed my account due to the wonderful possiblities of two livejournals.

however please comment with how you would use this journal

no zeniths.

goodbye world

today i got one of those star wars spoons with my cereal. Breakfast became an easy task.

crisis of the day: i thought my spoon ran out of battery...but it was just turned off :)

i will now accept your comments